A guy went into a store and told the clerk, “I’d like some Polish sausage.”
The clerk looked at him and said, “Are you Polish?”
The guy, clearly offended, said, “Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?”
The clerk said, “Well, no.”
“And if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?”
“Well, I probably wouldn’t,” said the clerk.
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy asked, “Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I’m Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?” The clerk replied, “Because this is Home Depot.