A transgender man in Bend, Oregon who kept his reproductive organs is pregnant. He was on Oprah recently, and now Letterman’s getting flack for saying that Michael Jackson is calling him an androgynous freak. I don’t think he’s a freak. Just a human being, albeit a hairy one, having a baby.
??? First, he needs to go back to the fifth grade and learn about apostrophes. Second, he needs to go back to the fifth grade.
Here’s the shirt I’m going to list alongside his on eBay:
I’ll make a fortune.