I overheard one of our front gals on the phone just now:
“Um, no, I don’t think so….” she said. “I’m pretty sure…. Okay…. Alright. I’ll ask my manager.”
She came into the kitchen, covered the phone and asked me, “Um, they’re going to have a birthday party here. Do we have anywhere to hang a piñata?”
I stared at her, incredulous to even the concept of hanging a pinata in our dining room.
Before I could answer, she uncovered the mouthpiece and said, “Nope. We certainly don’t.“