It’s a curling iron burn.
The dogs were partying, one of them barked in a high-pitch and I spun my head to see what was up. Hissssssss went my skin.
How embarrassing, though. I’ve had more than a few (regular) customers make comments about it.
“Oooooh, look at the love bite!”
“Is that a HICKEY??!?”
“Interesting birthmark… ha hah ha!”
Tomorrow it will most likely begin to peel and look especially disgusting. That’s because it’s a BURN, not a suction mark. That’s just gross. I’m not 16, y’all.