I was driving through John Day and had to use the restroom.
I ran in, ran out, jumped in the truck and saw a Bulletin newspaper box.
Cool! I used to work there, and so I dug out a couple of quarters to go purchase a paper so that I could see the latest ads.
That’s odd. This was a Monday. This paper says Wednesday.
I thought about it. Yes, it definitely was Monday.
Wait a minute….
Me thinks it’s time to remove that newspaper box, eh?