The Bald and the Beautiful

The headlines this morning announced that Britney Spears had shaved her head.

Yes, top headlines this hour, a celebrity (who seems on the brink of disaster), has cut off her goldilocks and is now bald.

Before:

After:

Okay, kidding…. here are the real photos, taken last night:

Poor girl does NOT have the skull to pull off being bald. I’ve seen beautiful bald women before… but it takes a certain panache to carry a shiny dome.

I wonder what I’d look like bald? I’ve got so much hair, thick and long and curly. And it’s a pain in the ass to wash, comb, slather with gel and blow dry every day. Being bald would give me so much freedom.

Aha! A website that allows you to see what you’ll look like BALD! Just send in your photo, and he’ll show you what you’ll look like after you shave your head!

Examples:

Sweet. I’m sending in photos of myself, Whitey, and even the dogs! Surely our rottweiler would LOVE to be bald…. right?